It did require that I run to the grocery store because I didn't have ANY of the ingredients to make these, but hey- there are only 3 things to buy. Yep, 3 ingredients. Can't beat that for simple!
3 cups self-rising flour1 cup heavy whipping cream
1 cup 7up or Sprite (it can be diet soda)
Combine ingredients and turn out onto a floured board. Knead in more flour until dough is no longer sticky. Pat out to 1" thick and cut with floured biscuit or cookie cutter. Place biscuits, gently touching, on a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes.
If you want a sweeter biscuit like I did, add 1/2 cup sugar to dough mixture; sprinkle a little over top of biscuits before baking.
Mmmm. I'm happy.